The Joker's identity

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The Joker, also known as the Clown Prince of Crime, brings deadly capers to the citizens of Gotham yet always with a sickly comedic twist and a smile. He is famous (or infamous) for his special 'Joker Gas', which is consisted of 51,532 molecules of laughonium, an element discovered by The Joker's clown ancestors 500 years ago with an atom # of 34234. Rumors told the world (and the universe) if you breathe in it, you can smile for the camera HELL more efficiently. His psychosis stems from a childhood trauma in which he was anally raped by Mr. Jingles, Gotham's favorite clown, as revealed in "The Cheap Anal Rape Joke" (not Alan Moore"The Killing Joke").

It later turned out that the Joker was none other than Cherie Booth, wife of Tony Blair - she used to trip Bruce Wayne up on his way to school and sit on him taking his dinner money; when Bruce's parents became involved she tried to force them to join the Labour Party, it got heated and she sliced his parents heads off by nasty paper cuts as Bruce watched, this dominated Bruce's life and he therefore became a Rockefeller Republican and later backed Arnold Schwarzenegger, he also vowed to take revenge and one day breaking in on Cherie undergoing beauty treatments they struggled and she feel into a VAT of boiling face cream - actually this made no difference to her appearance but she was convinced it did and vowed revenge upon Batman she became a lawyer and defended the worst of Gotham's underworld, spends most of her time in Machievelian plots. He is also the father of Ronald McDonald. He is also known for forcing people into boners.